11.20.07
Review of the Creation Museum in Kentucky: Home for Idiots
Oh man… John Scalzi recently visited the Creation Museum and posted a great synopsis on the adventure. It never fails to shock me at how stupid people are & I’d love to get over to this place and witness it first hand. Glad there are other like-minded, not retarded people like John who feel the same way! His opening paragraph says it all:
Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horseshit. An epic load of horseshit. The kind of load of horseshit that has accreted over decades and has developed its own sort of ecosystem, from the flyblown chunks at the perimeter, down into the heated and decomposing center, generating explosive levels of methane as bacteria feast merrily on vintage, liquified crap. This is a Herculean load of horseshit, friends, the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Augeas.
And you look at it and you say, “Wow, what a load of horseshit.”
Hilarious! …And accurate! One day I hope to start my own religion or other such venture that takes money from willing idiots. What a great scam.
Check out the rest of John’s great wrap-up (along with a *ton* of comments) here: Your Creation Museum Report.